Self Control Kitchen Towel

For those moments when you just have to laugh at your inner chef, the Self Control Kitchen Towel is here to add some sass to your kitchen! Featuring the cheeky phrase, “I’ve cooked for people I should have poisoned. So yes, I have self control,” this towel is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor about their cooking (and their patience). Made from soft, absorbent fabric, it’s great for drying dishes, wiping up spills, or just adding a playful edge to your decor. Whether you’re joking about your cooking experiences or just need a laugh, this towel will definitely get a reaction!